[Fuck{MyLife]isAverage}
The best MLIA from Yesterday
The best FML from Today
- I have noticed that there are two different happy smiley faces out there. Today, I decided to find out which one is more popular. If you think :) is correct, vote average. If you think (: is correct, vote meh. MLIA
- Today, I was reading the Top 100 posts on MyLifeIsTwilight just for a laugh and one said, “Today I made out with my Syberian Husky because he reminded me of Jacob.” Alright…Whoever this girl is, she needs a lot of therapy and I bet now her dog does too. MLINT. MLIHP & MLIA.
- I was at the movie New Moon and everyone was screaming Team Edward or Team Jacob but one dude screamed ” team Tyler’s Van!!!! Bella should be dead!!!!” MLIA
- A FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THAT TODAY IS ALL CAPS DAY, IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS. THE VOICE IN MY HEAD IS GETTING TIRED OF SHOUTING AFTER TYPING LIKE THIS ALL DAY. RIP BILLY MAYS. MLIA.
- Today, I wondered who first thought it was good idea to yank a cow’s utter, then drink the liquid that came out. MLIA
- Five years ago a random stranger asked me to go to Chuck E Cheese with him. I said yes. Today is our one year anniversary. MLIA.
- Today I realised that my uncle’s name is Bob and he is a builder. MLIA
- Today, I saw someone on the bus I thought I knew. It turns out he was a complete stranger. So, you know when you start to wave but then pretend to touch your neck or something to cover it up? I actually pulled it off this time. MLIA
- Today, I found out that my mom named my sister ‘Stacy’ just so people would sing the ‘Stacy’s Mom’ song to her. MLIA.
- Today, to save electricity I am painting my entire house with glow in the dark paint
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