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The best MLIA from Yesterday
The best FML from Today
- Today, (well actually a few days ago) my friends and I were at the mall. it was about 9 PM and we havnt eaten so we went to California Pizza Kitchen. Hostess: “hi how many?” me: “9″ “name?” “Voldemort” “uhm name?” “voldemort” “thats your name?” “yep” later; Host: “He who must not be named?” “THATS ME!!!!” MLIA.
- Today, as i was watching Tangled and reading stories on MLIA.com, my sister comes in and requests my laptop. I said no. She leaves, frustrated, and i continue my reading and watching. 5 minutes later, she comes back with a piece of cardboard with faces drawn all over it. She says “My army.” She then proceeds to beat me with the cardboard. As i am being beaten she quickly stops, grabs my laptop, throws the cardboard at me and runs out of my room yelling “GUYS KEEP HIM OCCUPIED!” Shes 9. MLIA.
- Today I texted a random number asking “Twilight vs. Harry Potter. Who wins?” and they responded “Obviously Harry Potter”. After about 10mins and questions it turns out we are both MLIA-ers. Thank you for making my night fellow Edmontonian (: MLIA
- Today, I went to the mall and bought three t-shirts. All of them had ninjas on them, and one of them glows in the dark. Everyone go to Sears. MLIA
- Today, I saw this post: “Today, while waiting in line for a roller coaster, I heard a group of people scream, “For Narnia!” while going down the first drop. TLAA” We wanted to dedicate every ride we went on to someone or something. Hope you enjoyed the show :P OLAA.
- Today, at Drama Camp, we were playing an acting game where we had to stand diagonally across from a person (both people in corners), crouch down, and when the music started playing, we had to get up and run to the person as if they were a long lost friend, all in slow motion. After a while, we decided to repeat the excercise, only the person is our worst enemy. I was paired against a Junior Counselor. When we both got to the middle of the room, we began to growl and snap at each other until he raised his foot and yelled (slowly and dramaticly), “THIS. IS. SPARTA!” and faked kicking me down. Favorite Junior Conselor ever. MLIA.
- Today, I was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles, when i found a fruit loop. I am still confused. MLIA
- Last night, while going into cheer practice, I saw two little boys running around the gym. One was wearing a Gryfinndor robe, the other a Slytherin robe. They both had wands, chasing eachother, and right when the Gryfinndor boy was about to win, the Slytherin boy yelled, “AVADA KADAVRA!!!” and the Gryfinndor then dived behind a bench and yelled, “EXPELLIARMUS!!!” The Slytherin then purposefully dropped his wand, and ran. MLIA.
- Today, as I was walking to school, I saw a bus drive by. The odd thing about this bus? Someone Graffitied a Unicorn, a Wizard, and a Ninja on the side. Legendary graffiti artist. I think so. M(and His)LIA
- Today, my mom went on a tour of a company that makes apps and other computer stuff like that. She saw a pile of nerf guns and asked what they were for. Her tour guide’s answer? The office breaks out into random nerf gun battles…then it’s a free for all. I want to work there! TLIA
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