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The best MLIA from Yesterday
The best FML from Today
- Today, is payday. I’m excited to get my check. MLIA
- Yesterday, I got a fish. I named him Sushi. MLIA
- Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. My dad offered to let me use the truck because it has “great four wheel drive and can run over anything.” Thanks dad. MLIA
- last week, i was eatting a pack of skittles when i realized you cant taste the rainbow unless there is a blue skittle. so i wrote to the company. they replied with a job application. MLIA.
- Today, I realized that occasionally I narrate myself. Such as if I am walking around my house at night I say to myself “As she crept along the abandoned hallway…” This is strange, very strange. MLIA
- Today, I went over to my boyfriends house to go on a date. When I got there, he had a bunch of new coloring books with a giant box of crayons in a massive fort in his living room. As soon as I sat down he brought out dinasour shaped nuggets. On the plate was a twisty tie, so I picked it up and put it on my finger since it looked like a ring. He proposed. MLIA.
- Today, was my birthday. All I want is for my story to get submitted. Common MLIAers. Help me out, I’ll share my chicken nuggets with you. MLIA
- Today I tried to click the meh button facebook. There is no meh button. There should be. MLIA
- Today, I went shopping with some family friends, accompanied by their three younger kids. As we were about to leave the store, my friend realized she was missing the youngest. As I was about to suggest looking for him, she let out a loud bird call, which was answered by a further and higher-pitched one from the opposite end of the store. After some bird-call marco polo, they were reunited. I didn’t know whether to be amazed at the ingenuity or just embarrassed. MLIA
- Today I saw in my high school’s parking lot, a guy riding a stuffed llama. MLIA
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