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2 kinds of People

Emanuel — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:28:09 +0000

There are only 2 kinds of people;
Those who are amazed by me after a 5 min conversation
and those who don’t get my humor.

just doing his job

Emanuel — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:03:30 +0000

some people get payed to:

Shave A Fly’s Penis With A Laser

Women in heat

Emanuel — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:54:06 +0000

My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job

Talk like a scientist v2

Emanuel — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:24:44 +0000

The scientifically accurate form of telling someone to:

Get well soon!

I am very sorry to hear about the potential loss of 200.000.000 lifeforms, or even more.
My condolences to their clones who still prevail in their brave battle against some invading possible not lifeform, or lifeform.
I wish the best to all of you remaining lifeforms who’s offspring I will most likely one day meet in person.

Kind regards,
the conglomerate of lifeforms known as:
Emanuel Schattauer

About life

Emanuel — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:07:45 +0000

Live every day as if it was your first; Expect the best and prepare for the worst.

Japanese Rock “music”

Emanuel — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:19:14 +0000

Sometimes even SKA is better to listen to, than the vocal interpretation of a cat being slaughtered. (Japanese Rock music)