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There are only 2 kinds of people; Those who are amazed by me after a 5 min conversation and those who don’t get my humor[ READ MORE ]
some people get payed to: Shave A Fly’s Penis With A Laser[ READ MORE ]
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job[ READ MORE ]
The scientifically accurate form of telling someone to: Get well soon! I am very sorry to hear about the potential loss of 200.000.000 lifeforms, or even more. My condolences to their clones who still prevail in their brave battle against some invading possible not lifeform, or lifeform. I wish the best to all of you [ READ MORE ]
Live every day as if it was your first; Expect the best and prepare for the worst[ READ MORE ]
Sometimes even SKA is better to listen to, than the vocal interpretation of a cat being slaughtered. (Japanese Rock music)[ READ MORE ]
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