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2 kinds of People

  • March 19th, 2010
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There are only 2 kinds of people; Those who are amazed by me after a 5 min conversation and those who don’t get my humor[ READ MORE ]

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just doing his job

  • January 11th, 2010
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some people get payed to: Shave A Fly’s Penis With A Laser[ READ MORE ]

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Women in heat

  • January 9th, 2010
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job[ READ MORE ]

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Talk like a scientist v2

  • November 17th, 2009
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The scientifically accurate form of telling someone to: Get well soon! I am very sorry to hear about the potential loss of 200.000.000 lifeforms, or even more. My condolences to their clones who still prevail in their brave battle against some invading possible not lifeform, or lifeform. I wish the best to all of you [ READ MORE ]

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About life

  • October 24th, 2009
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Live every day as if it was your first; Expect the best and prepare for the worst[ READ MORE ]

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Japanese Rock “music”

  • October 11th, 2009
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Sometimes even SKA is better to listen to, than the vocal interpretation of a cat being slaughtered. (Japanese Rock music)[ READ MORE ]

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  • ml … Today, (well actually a few days ago) my friends and I were at the mall. it was about 9 PM and we havnt eaten so we went to California Pizza Kitchen. Hostess: “hi how many?” me: “9″ “name?” “Voldemort” “uhm name?” “voldemort” “thats your name?” “yep” later; Host: “He who must not be named?” “THATS ME!!!!” MLIA.

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  • ml … Today, as i was watching Tangled and reading stories on MLIA.com, my sister comes in and requests my laptop. I said no. She leaves, frustrated, and i continue my reading and watching. 5 minutes later, she comes back with a piece of cardboard with faces drawn all over it. She says “My army.” She then proceeds to beat me with the cardboard. As i am being beaten she quickly stops, grabs my laptop, throws the cardboard at me and runs out of my room yelling “GUYS KEEP HIM OCCUPIED!” Shes 9. MLIA.– Delivered by Feed43 service
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