Archive for the ‘ fun ’ Category

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Haircut in Nagano

Have you recently taken a good look at your old man? Well believe it or not, but back in the days, in 2010, your father didn’t look that bad. One day I went to Nagano to get a haircut I entered the shop and there were only 2 employees, one with a customer, one at [ READ MORE ]

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calm and beautifull

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For Girls

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2 kinds of People

There are only 2 kinds of people; Those who are amazed by me after a 5 min conversation and those who don’t get my humor[ READ MORE ]

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just doing his job

some people get payed to: Shave A Fly’s Penis With A Laser[ READ MORE ]

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Women in heat

My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job[ READ MORE ]

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Real Japanese Xmas tradition

  • December 12th, 2009
  • Posted in fun

When the idea to order KFC (Kentucky Frighted Chicken) for Christmas first was proposed to me, I naturally thought of a joke. Well it turns out, it actually is a real Japanese Christmas tradition: Kentucky Frighted Japanese Christmas is huge. Who would have guessed a huge marketing budget would get your corporation into an annual [ READ MORE ]

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Talk like a scientist v2

The scientifically accurate form of telling someone to: Get well soon! I am very sorry to hear about the potential loss of 200.000.000 lifeforms, or even more. My condolences to their clones who still prevail in their brave battle against some invading possible not lifeform, or lifeform. I wish the best to all of you [ READ MORE ]

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Female rationality

A post about male rationality divided by 0. Just to make it clear, I am not a male chauvinistic pig and this time I don’t even pretend to be one. I just found a picture that describes in 99% curacy every argument that ever took place between a female and a male member of our [ READ MORE ]

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What are the top indicators that your girlfriend has a Chihuahua?

Here are the top 5 indicators: There is a constant barking noise, but you fail to find the object that causes the disturbance due to its size. Once you found the object, you discover it eats nothing, but cabbage, carrots and apples. + it will not drink anything that didn’t come out of an Evian [ READ MORE ]